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Gamer Pistacio — Unisex T-Shirt
$22.62
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🎮 Croak. Respawn. Repeat.
Pistacio didn't come to your lobby to lose. He came to dominate, to croak at your defeat, and to look unbothered while doing it. The Gamer Pistacio tee is for the frog who grinds late into the night — controller in hand, halo never dimming.
This is the fit you wear when you're in the zone: locked in, blessed, and pond-mode activated. The Bella + Canvas 3001 delivers a soft, lightweight feel with just enough stretch to stay comfortable through every session, every win, and every rage quit that wasn't your fault.
Level up the drip. 🐸🎮
Size Chart
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5" (42cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| S | 18" (46cm) | 28" (71cm) |
| M | 20" (51cm) | 29" (74cm) |
| L | 22" (56cm) | 30" (76cm) |
| XL | 24" (61cm) | 31" (79cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71cm) | 33" (84cm) |
| 4XL | 30" (76cm) | 34" (86cm) |
| 5XL | 32" (81cm) | 35" (89cm) |