All Hail Pistacio — Unisex T-Shirt
Black Heather / XS
$22.62
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All Hail Pistacio — Unisex T-Shirt
$22.62
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👑 Bow to the King of the Pond.
Pistacio didn't ask for the throne — it was always his. Crown gleaming, scepter in hand, royal cape draped to the lily pad floor. This isn't just a t-shirt. It's a declaration of loyalty to the most unbothered ruler in the pond.
Whether you're repping the kingdom or just moving like royalty, this heavyweight tee has the drip to match. Soft, lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch — made for those who know the king personally.
All hail. 🐸👑
Fabric & fit:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- 4.2 oz./yd² lightweight feel
- Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a clean, structured fit
- Sizes XS–5XL
Size Chart
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46cm) | 28" (71cm) |
| M | 20" (51cm) | 29" (74cm) |
| L | 22" (56cm) | 30" (76cm) |
| XL | 24" (61cm) | 31" (79cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71cm) | 33" (84cm) |
| 4XL | 30" (76cm) | 34" (86cm) |
