ERROR_404 — Unisex T-Shirt
ERROR_404 — Unisex T-Shirt
⚠️ ERROR_404: PISTACIO NOT FOUND
Something went wrong in the pond.
No one knows when it started. No one knows why. But somewhere between the lily pads and the loading screen, Pistacio... glitched. The crown is still there — barely. The coffee mug, half-rendered. His eyes? One of them is staring at something the rest of us can't see.
The pond has gone quiet. The frogs don't talk about it.
This isn't a shirt. This is a warning signal. A corrupted file that somehow made it through. If you're wearing this, you already know too much.
Wear at your own risk. Pistacios Pond is not responsible for any anomalies, unexplained lag, or sudden urge to stare into the void.
👑 They said he couldn't be corrupted. They were wrong. 🐸
📏 SIZE CHART
| Size | Chest Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" (46cm) | 27" (69cm) |
| M | 20" (51cm) | 28" (71cm) |
| L | 22" (56cm) | 29" (74cm) |
| XL | 24" (61cm) | 30" (76cm) |
| 2XL | 26" (66cm) | 31" (79cm) |
| 3XL | 28" (71cm) | 32" (81cm) |
| 4XL | 30" (76cm) | 33" (84cm) |
