GM Pistacio — Unisex Premium Hoodie
GM Pistacio — Unisex Premium Hoodie
🐸 Rise and Croak.
King Pistacio doesn't just wake up — he wakes up with intention. Crown on, GM mug in hand, and ready to greet the pond wrapped in the coziest hoodie this side of the lily pad. Because real ones don't just rep the pond — they stay warm doing it.
Whether you're sipping your morning brew, lounging by the water, or just moving different through your day, this is the hoodie for those who know. The Cotton Heritage M2580 premium pullover gives you that heavyweight, lived-in comfort straight out of the pond — soft, warm, and made to be worn every single morning.
Crown up. GM. Stay cozy. 👑☕
Size Chart
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38–40 | 27 | 34 | 96–101 | 68 | 86 |
| M | 40–42 | 28 | 35 | 101–106 | 71 | 89 |
| L | 42–44 | 29 | 36 | 106–111 | 73 | 91 |
| XL | 44–46 | 30 | 37 | 111–116 | 76 | 94 |
| 2XL | 46–48 | 31 | 38 | 116–121 | 78 | 96 |
| 3XL | 48–50 | 32 | 39 | 121–127 | 81 | 99 |
Measurements are approximate. For the best fit, measure yourself and compare. This hoodie runs true to size.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs true to size.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Pistacio's Pond Merch ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at pistacio@pistaciospondmerch.com.
